Happy. Just in my swim shorts, barefooted, wild-haired, in the red fire dark, singing, swigging wine, spitting, jumping, running - that’s the way to live.
Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums  (via zoehify)

(Source: winters-summer-home)

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(Source: swarnpert)

cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy)

ssweet-dispositionn:

alongcamejackee:

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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NOOOO

WTF


unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

jacobshutup:

who gave bugs the right

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)


kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(Source: karinaisab)