My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
Petition for him to play a swashbuckling pirate or a starship captain or an ancient gladiator or, really, ANYTHING where we can just look at him and drool and dream for ninety minutes.
I want him to be the reboot Han Solo!
I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
it was thirst at first sight
how do snakes have sex
i mean they’re